09/24/24 Grif.Net - Fall for Kids (part 2)

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A few more fall jokes to keep the whole family groaning together.

 

Q: Did you hear about the kid who had too much pie this last fall?

A: He got autumn'y ache.

 

Q: What do you call a cold day in September?

A: Septem-brrrrrr

 

Q: Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?

A: He was outstanding in his field.

 

Q: Why did the apple pie cross the road?

A: It saw a fork up ahead.

 

Q: Why did the apple stop in the middle when it was crossing the road?

A: It ran out of juice.

 

Q: When is a pumpkin, not a pumpkin?

A: When it gets squashed.

 

Q: Why did the tree giggle?

A: It heard acorn-y Grif Net joke.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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