02/14/19 Grif.Net - Free Advice
Robert Griffin
[FREE ADVICE ON VALENTINE'S DAY from Dr. Bob. You’re welcome.]
*There are two ways to handle a woman. Nobody knows either of them.
*Never argue with your wife when she's tired . . . or when she's rested.
*All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together after the ceremony that causes all the problems.
*When your daughter brings over her boyfriend, don't worry about the noise they make. Worry about the long periods of silence.
*If "I am" is the shortest sentence in the English language, is "I do" the longest sentence?
*When a man has words with his wife, she probably has paragraphs for him.
*The three most important words to a woman on her wedding day are the aisle, the altar, and the hymn. Don't say that too fast: aisle alter hymn, aisle altar hymn.
*Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
*When a man brings a woman flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
*Alimony is the wages of sin.
*Don't sow wild oats on a date Saturday night, then go to church on Sunday to pray for crop failure.
and finally,
*Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"