I bought my wife a new refrigerator for Christmas. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
In lieu of gifts this season, I’ve decided to give everyone my opinion.
Some businessmen are saying that this could be the greatest Christmas ever. I always thought the first one was.
If you mistakenly wrap a Christmas present in paper that says “Happy Birthday”. you can always write “to Jesus” on it.
You can feel a real let-down after Christmas. Especially when all you have to look forward to is your New Year’s resolutions.
Christmas shopping for your parents is easy. Just buy them clothes you wouldn’t get caught dead in.
I asked my grandmother for wireless headphones for Christmas and got some really nice ear muffs.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"