[Expanding on an old joke attributed to any number of comedians we have these entries . . . ]
If lawyers are disbarred and ministers unfrocked, then perhaps . . .
>> electricians can be delighted
>> musicians denoted
>> cowboys deranged
>> tree surgeons debarked
>> dry cleaners depressed
>> tourists at the Olympics disoriented
>> cashiers distilled
>> alpine climbers dismounted
>> piano tuners unstrung
>> orchestra leaders disbanded
>> artists’ models deposed
>> cooks deranged
>> nudists redressed
>> office clerks defiled
>> mediums dispirited
>> curtain hangers depleted
>> bed makers debunked
>> Yankee infielders debased
>> bulldozer operators degraded
>> organ donors delivered
>> ACT staff detested
>> underwear workers debriefed
>> politicians will be devoted
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"