10/18/18 Grif.Net - Aside
Robert Griffin
Fun little “asides” from some of my friends to update their lives. And from the looks of some, it must be nearing election time:
Ken H asked, “Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and feel glad that you are alive? I just did, and apparently will not be allowed on this airline again.”
Wayne M shared, “Somehow I ordered Botox instead of a Bow-flex and although you can't tell, I'm pretty mad.”
John S sagely advised voters in Illinois: “Vote No on Everything. We don’t need it and we can’t afford it.”
Scot M wonders, “If I crossed a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy, would I get a rash of good luck?”
Bob said, “I decided to go on a road trip and not come back until I ran out of money. I made it halfway down the driveway.”
Barbara M commented, “Texas is closed today as everyone tries to find their jacket.”
John K states, “When I see the people who DON’T like our President, it makes me like him even more.”
Ken M opines, “If we all just switched to cursive and stick shift cars, we could cripple an entire generation.”
David E admits, “Some people won’t admit their faults. I would if I had any.”
Linda H quoted, “Stop being Democrat or Republican. Be honest, have morals, show empathy, value integrity. Be a GOOD HUMAN.”
Wayne I observed, “We haven't had any more rain since it stopped raining.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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