11/05/21 Grif.Net - Status Updates
Robert Griffin
Gary C laments, ‘My memory is like an etch-a-sketch. I shake my head and forget everything.”
Christina M revealed, “Computer said password ‘SAMSON’ was weak. Changed to ‘SAMSONWITHHA!R” and that was strong.”
Thom D complains, “I hate when cashiers feel the need to check my currency for fraud. If I could counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be shopping at Dollar Tree.”
Linda Kaye P shared, “A co-worker said ‘Could you be any more annoying?’ So today I wore tap shoes to work.”
Bruce M related, “When I look at chocolate, I hear two voices in my head. The first one says, ‘You need to eat the chocolate.’ The second one says, ‘You heard. Eat the chocolate.’"
Scott M opined, “Heard that a local bakery burned down last night. I thought wow, they’re toast now.”
Robin K said, “According to the chocolate left in my Advent Calendar, there are only three days until Christmas.”
Tim M reminds us, “The War on Christmas cannot end until Christmas stops its illegal occupation of November.”
Ken M adds, “Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever.”
Leslie M advises, “Be sure to bring up politics at Thanksgiving Dinner. It’s going to save you money on Christmas gifts.”
Pete Z shared, “Went to pay for my burger and they would not accept my $50 dollar bill since they had encountered some counterfeit money earlier. So I offered the teen cashier a $25 bill instead and he happily accepted it.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"