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Robert Griffin

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Jul 7, 2020, 10:50:03 AM7/7/20
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[Faced with horror of an unseen enemy in a virus and then the terror from the visible enemy of anarchy destroying America, I’m glad many friends still retain a good sense of humor. The NY Times in April said “It is okay to try to find humor in some of this.”  So smile . . even if just for a brief moment.]

 

Sharon C admitted, “My husband bought a world map, gave me a dart and said. ‘Wherever it lands, I will take you for a holiday when this pandemic is over.’
Turns out we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.”

 

Susan H says, “I’m hoping for a Disney ending to all this, but preparing for a Shakespeare ending.”

 

Colma C shared, “The re-opening of the LEGO store after the three month shut-down must have been a great success.
I heard that people were lined up for blocks.”

 

Tim M is working on a solution: “I've been told that COVID-19 can be spread by handling cash, so I'm starting a money-laundering operation.”

 

Mai L wondered, “Anyone else out there getting a tan from the light in your refrigerator?”

 

Mike B said, “No problems in our big cities. Some mayors have redefined ‘looters’ simply as ‘undocumented shoppers’.”

 

Mary C asked, “Have you heard the joke about getting attention off covid-19?  It’s a riot.”

 

Chuck S related, “If you have to wear a mask and glasses, you are entitled to condensation.”

 

Rachel O told us, “I told my suitcases the sad news that because of the Corona Virus there would be no vacation this year.  Now I have to deal with emotional baggage.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

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