[Faced with horror of an unseen enemy in a virus and then the terror from the visible enemy of anarchy destroying America, I’m glad many friends still retain a good sense of humor. The NY Times in April said “It is okay to try to find humor in some of this.” So smile . . even if just for a brief moment.]
Sharon C admitted, “My husband bought a world map, gave me a dart and said. ‘Wherever it lands, I will take you for a holiday when this pandemic is over.’
Turns out we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.”
Susan H says, “I’m hoping for a Disney ending to all this, but preparing for a Shakespeare ending.”
Colma C shared, “The re-opening of the LEGO store after the three month shut-down must have been a great success.
I heard that people were lined up for blocks.”
Tim M is working on a solution: “I've been told that COVID-19 can be spread by handling cash, so I'm starting a money-laundering operation.”
Mai L wondered, “Anyone else out there getting a tan from the light in your refrigerator?”
Mike B said, “No problems in our big cities. Some mayors have redefined ‘looters’ simply as ‘undocumented shoppers’.”
Mary C asked, “Have you heard the joke about getting attention off covid-19? It’s a riot.”
Chuck S related, “If you have to wear a mask and glasses, you are entitled to condensation.”
Rachel O told us, “I told my suitcases the sad news that because of the Corona Virus there would be no vacation this year. Now I have to deal with emotional baggage.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"