02/09/24 Grif.Net - More Ways to Understand Computer Terms
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[Hang in there if you hear these computer words and don’t know their meaning. Help is on the way to your cabin in the North Woods.]
Modem: What you did to the hay fields last summer.
Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.
Infrared: Where the left-over's go when Fred's around.
Printer: Someone who can't write in cursive.
Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy
Keyboard: Where you hang your keys.
Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.
486 MB: One of them fancy imported cars.
Mouse: What eats the horses' grain in the barn.
Main Frame: The part of the barn that holds the roof up.
Port: Fancy wine.
Enter: C'mon in!
Random Access Memory: You can't remember how much that new rifle cost when your wife asks.
Digital: Like those numbers that flip on your alarm clock.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
