09/12/16 Grif.Net - Overheard at the Water Cooler

[Robert Griffin]

If you pay $4 for a bottle of Smart Water, I’m sorry to inform you it’s not working.

 

One co-worker admitted, ”I started out with nothing, but at least I still have most of it left”.

 

If I cross an abalone with a crocodile would I end up with a crocabalone?

 

I think all truck drivers must be semi-literate.

 

Whatever you do, give it 100%.  Unless you are donating blood.

Is there an increase in podiatrists in town?  They seem to always be underfoot.

 

How can you tell when a leopard is sick? He breaks out in solid.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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