09/05//17 Grif.Net - Bored At Work?

[Robert Griffin]

[Signs you may be a little bored with your job]

 

*You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2018.

 

*You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.

 

*You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.

 

*You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs.

 

*People come into your office space only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.

 

*You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.

 

*The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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