12/18/25 Grif.Net - Out Shopping
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My wife has set a limit on how much we spend on each other this Christmas.
It’s $50 on me, and $1000 on her.
I bought my wife a fridge for Christmas.
Now I just can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
My girlfriend was angry when I gave her a box of photos of all her old boyfriends for Christmas.
I don’t know why; she said she wanted an ex box.
I just bought Granny an artificial leg for Christmas.
It’s not her main present, just a stocking filler.
The sweater I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity.
So I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one free of charge.
For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I asked my son what he wanted me to get him for Christmas.
He told me, “Google Glasses!”
I said, “OK, but I already know what glasses are.”
If anyone is still Christmas shopping for me…
I take a size 2XL in Caribbean cruises.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I Love”
