11/17/06 Grif.Net - Favorite Police Lines
Dr Bob Griffin
these responses/lines from policemen]
"Take your hands off the car, or I'll make your birth certificate a
worthless document."
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know,
that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."
"Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or
I'll give you another ticket."
"Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride
on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop."
"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
"I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At
least you know someone who can post your bail."
"You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign
here."
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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
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