01/28/21 Grif.Net - Status Updates
Robert Griffin
Marilyn L lamented, “I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick.”
Ken H reminds us, “The definition of ‘overweight’ is ‘living beyond your seams.”
Patricia H rejoiced, “Being a little bit older, I am so fortunate for someone to call and check up on me every day. And he calls all the way from India and is very concerned about my car warranty, too.”
JT complained, “I hate standing in lines. I wish that woman would just hurry up and pick a suspect.”
Lyssa Z sent a card saying, “The bad news is I forgot your birthday. The good news is I forgot your age.”
Gordy H warned, “When I was young, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Well, it turns out she was wrong. Identity theft is a crime.”
Sharon C reminds, “I love the way the earth rotates. It makes my day.”
Hank W admitted, “Apparently, 29% of pet owners let their pets sleep with them. Thought I’d give it a try, but now my bed smells like a dead goldfish.”
Christina M taught, “I love the knight who unexpectedly showed up at the battle. I think his name was Sir Prize.”
Luc A shared, “I intentionally cough in the store just to make people feel uncomfortable.”
Thom D showed, “87.6% of statistics are made up on the spot.”
Jean H expounded, “The church has now left the building.”
Cheri J said, “I don’t let my age define me, but the side effects are getting harder to ignore.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"