06/12/06 Grif.Net - Yuppie Prayer

[Dr Bob Griffin]

[We just finished a week of "humor" in prayer, and got some "new" ideas that
have to be added to the list. Thanks to JW for sending it]

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray my Cusinart to keep.
I pray my stocks are on the rise,
and that my analyst is wise.
that all the wine I sip is white,
and that my hottub's watertight,
that racquetball won't get too tough,
that all my sushi's fresh enough.
I pray my cordless phone still works,
that my career won't lose its perks,
my microwave won't radiate,
my condo won't depreciate.
I pray my health club doesn't close,
and that my money market grows.
If I go broke before I wake,
I pray my BMW they won't take.

~~
Dr Bob, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given