12/23/25 Grif.Net - Final Quiz Before Christmas
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Q: I was Christmas shopping the other day and saw a brass band downtown and wondered, “Why is there dribble on the sidewalk underneath all their instruments?”
A: Turns out it was the Salivation Army Band.
Q: How much does Santa’s sleigh cost?
A: Nothing. It’s on the house.
Q: Which “Elf on the shelf” hid all the advent calendars?
A: Miss Chievous.
Q: Why do people send out Christmas cards each December?
A: Because it’d be awkward if they sent out Valentine’s Day cards.
Q: What do you call a Christmas wreath made out of $100 bills?
A: Aretha Franklins.
Q: Why isn’t Rudolph flying with Santa this year?
A: Because his grades in History class dropped from a B to a D.
Q: What did an atheist for 11 months of the year change into every December?
A: An eggnogstic.
Q: Even though Australians love big Christmas wreaths on the door, why would a bloke get mad if his wife got one big enough to block the doorway?
A: It would become a Great Barrier Wreath.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”
