08/06/18 Grif.Net - Random Thoughts on Eating

[Robert Griffin]

People are lot less judgmental when you say you ate an 'avocado salad' instead of a bowl of guacamole.

 

My diet always starts on a Monday morning and ends at the donuts somebody brings into the office later that morning.

 

I was never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese I said "WHERE"?

 

Spoiler alert! The milk has been in the fridge for three weeks.

 

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

 

I'm not a doctor but I know adding cheese to anything makes it an antidepressant.

 

What do you call an academically successful slice of bread? An honor roll.  (If it doesn’t do well, then it’s toast).

 

Saying "super-size it" at the drive-thru window doesn't work when it's a Walgreen’s pharmacy.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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