DID YOU KNOW . . . there is a dog named “Fried Egg”? I assume he rolls ‘over easy’.
DID YOU KNOW . . . an ant tried to enlist in the US Army? He wanted to enter the Apple Corps.
DID YOU KNOW . . . the rocket to the moon went to the back side? That was out of sight, man.
DID YOU KNOW . . . cannibals won’t eat clowns? Evidently, they taste funny,
DID YOU KNOW . . . a boy sleeps with his bicycle in the bedroom? He says he’s too tired to walk in his sleep.
DID YOU KNOW . . . I wouldn’t blame California If it fell off into the Pacific Ocean? It’s really San Andreas fault.
DID YOU KNOW . . . the edges of a highway freeze first? Perhaps the road gives them a cold shoulder.
DID YOU KNOW . . . a dog dresses warmer in summer than in winter? In winter he wears a fur coat but in summer he wears a coat and pants.
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Dr Bob Griffin
“It is not enough to stare up the steps;
we must step up the stairs “