06/25/26 Grif.Net - Morning Again ([art 4)

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Jun 25, 2026, 10:53:24 AM (10 days ago) Jun 25

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At breakfast, my wife said: Honey, you forgot I wanted French toast this morning.

Me: Oops. Sorry.
(raising glass) VIVE LA FRANCE!

My favorite Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap.

There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

I went to a haunted bed and breakfast in France.

That place was giving me the crêpes.

My family complains that I never talk during breakfast because I still read a newspaper.

I’ve already confessed to them that I’m behind The Times.

What did Salvidor Dali have for breakfast?

A bowl of surreal.

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?

Captain Crunch.

“1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given”