02/11/16 Grif.Net - Valentine's Day is Coming
Robert Griffin
[Advice culled from my experiences of being happily married for nearly 3 years. Which is not bad, since I've been married 46 years]
*There are two ways to handle a woman. Nobody knows either of them.
*Never argue with your wife when she's tired . . . or when she's rested.
*All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together that causes all the problems.
*When your daughter brings over her boyfriend, don't worry about the noise they make. Worry about the long periods of silence.
*If "I am" is the shortest sentence in the English language, is "I do" the longest sentence?
*When a man has words with his wife, she probably has paragraphs for him.
*The three most important words to a woman on her wedding day are the ‘aisle’, the ‘altar’, and the ‘hymn’. Don't say that too fast: aisle alter hymn, aisle altar hymn.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"