01/05/17 Grif.Net - Never-ending T-shirt Ideas

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Robert Griffin

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Jan 5, 2017, 10:19:32 AM1/5/17
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[Fifth installment (seems like more) of possible T-shirt slogans YOU should consider using.]

 

“If you can’t be an good example, be a good warning.”

 

“Instant human: Just add coffee.”

 

“Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues.”

 

“I’m confused. Oh, wait. Maybe I’m not.”

 

“Shirts with haiku
Seem to be overrated
But I’m wearing one.”

 

“Dear Math. I am not a therapist.  Solve your own problems.”

 

“I can’t adult today.  Please don’t make me adult.”

 

“Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically.”

 

“People hate when sentences do not end the way they potato.”

 

“Please don’t make me do stuff.”

 

“Dear Algebra. Stop asking us to find your X.  She’s not coming back. And we don’t know Y, either.”

 

“I put on a shirt today. Be thankful.”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

b...@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

 

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