01/13/23 Grif.Net - Bumper Crop (part 5)

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[Bumper Stickers worth a chuckle. Feel free to comment on your opinion of best today]

 

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

 

My dog can lick anyone.

 

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.

 

I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.

 

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.

 

I'm supposed to back up my hard drive, but how do I put it into reverse?

 

God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.

 

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

 

Without ME, it's just AWESO.

 

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

 

I took an IQ test, and the results were negative.

 

Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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