01/21/16 Grif.Net - Poultry in Motion, pt 4

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Robert Griffin

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Jan 21, 2016, 10:32:44 AM1/21/16
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The chickens were distraught when the tornado destroyed their home, but hopefully they will be able to recoup.

 

Many aspiring major-league chickens fail spring training by only hitting fowl balls.

 

The only day of the week chickens hate is fry-day.

 

The young chick disappointed his mother because he wasn’t all he was cracked up to be.

 

Psychiatrists like Kentucky Freud Chicken.

 

Chickens can give some people a foul rash.

 

Most chickens work around the cluck.

 

A farmer wanting to kill a chicken for dinner has to move faster than a speeding pullet.

 

Where there are many chickens you can find layers of eggs.

 

We will try to find a better class of chicken jokes tomorrow on the grif.net to set a good eggsample.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

 

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