09/05/25 Grif.Net - Back to School Fun (part 5)

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Q. Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
A. She couldn't control her pupils.



Q. Why did the kid eat his homework?
A. Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.



Q. Why do parents love stationery shopping during the back-to-school sale?
A. It's so much less walking around.



Q. What do kids in India say to their mothers before leaving for school?
A. Mumbai.



Q. Why did the duck get suspended from the first day of school?
A. For fowl language.



Q. Why was the glue expelled from art supplies school?
A. It didn't adhere to the rules.



Q. Why was the girl traumatized for months after losing her favorite
backpack?
A. She just couldn't put it behind her.



Q. How do you get straight A's?

A. With a ruler.



Q. Why did the crayons cry?

A. Because they felt boxed in.



Q. What are the smartest letters in the alphabet?

A. The YYYYYYs.



~~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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