08/04/26 Grif.Net - About Fathers
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My dad always taught me to share my toys with my siblings.
It wasn’t that he wanted me to develop social skills, it’s because he was a cheapskate that wanted to spend 50% less money on toys.
Boy: “Dad, can you explain a solar eclipse to me?”
Dad: “No sun.”
Name someone who never hesitates to embarrass you in front of your friends.
Dad
Dad told mom he wanted to keep us every other weekend.
Mom reminded him that they were still married and he would have to see us every day.
Do dads always snore?
Nah. Only when they’re sleeping.
Son: For $20, I’ll be good.
Dad: Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.
Who makes the most money from Father’s Day?
Therapists.
Father’s Day is just like Mother’s Day.
Except on Father’s Day you buy a cheaper gift.
Father: Anthony, do you think I am a bad father?
Son: My name is Paul.
My English professor asked everyone in class what book helped us the most in life thus far.
I chose my father’s checkbook.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”
