08/07/17 Grif.Net - I Now Know
Robert Griffin
I now know . . .
. . . that Chicago Bears fans never change lightbulbs since they’re content to live in the shadow of the Packers and Vikings.
. . . that since my wife and I can't stand each other's family, we must be kin dread souls.
. . . that facts about subtraction just don't add up.
. . . that a Cajun breakfast has to consist of more than blackened pop-tarts.
. . . that the gym always seems hotter after the game when the fans are gone.
. . . that being born free doesn’t stop the government from taxing you to death.
. . . that the more liberals I meet, the more I like my dog.
. . . that I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.
. . . that I should have been better to my kids, since they will choose my nursing home.
. . . that you have to make the right choice now if you want the smoking or no smoking section in eternity.
. . . that I don’t need to pray “Lead me not into temptation” since I seem to be able to find it for myself.
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Suggestions for changing the motto of the Grif.Net blog:
Wayne R said, "The Grif Net: Stirred, not shaken ... We all need a little Bond in our life!"
Dan P suggested “The Grif Net: The fundament of good humor!” (Sadly, this would take a LOT of explanation, since foundament = the butt of the joke. Defined as: Foundation or basis of something, including a person's buttocks.)
Tom S said, “Stick with the original”
Marilyn T opined, “The Grif Net: For those who were weaned on dill pickle juice”
Jim W thought "Making Calvinists Humorous Since 1996" sounded good
William N said “The Grif Net: Great Gift for Laughs and Groans”
Oliver said just use the catch-word “Witty”.
Ken M twisted our original with “Put the MENTAL back in FundaMENTAL”. That hurt.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"