I read an article that said someone in New York City is stabbed every 42 seconds.
I feel really sorry for him.
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I don’t regret burning my bridges.
I do regret certain people weren’t on those bridges.
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Sometimes I question my sanity.
Sometimes it replies.
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I’m not lazy.
I’m just very good at relaxing.
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I decided that when I turn 68 I will no longer need glasses.
I will drink straight from the carton.
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Dear Life: When I said you could not get any worse, it wasn’t a challenge.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"