04/20/17 Grif.Net - Ten Things I've Learned

[Robert Griffin]

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

 

Never attend a theatrical performance about puns. It’s just a play on words .

 

A good farmer is outstanding in his field.

 

Every calendar's days are numbered.

 

You should fire your masseuse if she rubs you the wrong way.

 

A cannibal who is late for dinner will probably get the cold shoulder.

 

A dentist and a manicurist will fight tooth and nail.

 

Without geometry, life is pointless

 

I didn't like my beard at first until  it grew on me.

 

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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