04/29/09 Grif.Net - Important Things My Kids Taught Me

[Dr. Bob]

[All credit to an old Ann Landers clipping that listed "Important Things My
Kids Taught Me"]

*It's more fun to color outside the lines.

*If you're gonna draw on the wall, do it behind the couch.

*Ask why until you understand.

*Save a place in line for your friends.

*If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.

*Making your bed is a waste of time.

*If your dog doesn't like somebody, you probably shouldn't either.

*Toads aren't ugly. They're just toads.

*Keep banging until someone opens the door.

*Don't pop someone else's bubble.

*You shouldn't ask to start over just because you're losing the game.

*Chasing the cat is more fun than catching it.

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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus knows me, this I love"