08/11/20 Grif.Net - Status Updates
Robert Griffin
[Quoting my friends always brings a smile or grimace to my face]
Hans Z said, “A friend suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries, so I tried it. Didn’t like it. Going back to whipped cream.”
Lyssa Z reminds us, “It is difficult to find a friend that is cute, loving, generous, sexy, caring, smart and humble. My advice to y’all is don’t lose me.”
Richard G warns: “If you read that all the wildebeest in Africa have been replaced with Disney animatronic copies, that is simply fake gnus.”
Scott M asked, “If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor, then Who is?
Bill G shares, “When I have trouble sleeping I think about how every C in “Pacific Ocean” is pronounced differently.”
Ken H boasted, “I am starting a great diet that allows up to seven cheat days a week.”
Robert F bemoaned, “All my life I was told that taxes were the price we pay for living in a civilized society. I want my money back.”
Debbie M said, “I just discovered that my Mom, a life-long conservative Republican, is voting for Joe Biden in November. This would have NEVER happened if she were still alive.”
Wayne M adds, “When some kids at the park are jumping rope and ask you, a fairly well-coordinated adult, to jump in, don’t do it. I repeat, do not do it.”
Ken M wonders, “I’m not . . . no, I am . . no, I’m NOT indecisive. Am I?”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"