09/17/20 Grif.Net - Riddle Me This
Robert Griffin
[Throwing a bone to many of our younger readers and offer humor a grade-schooler would enjoy. Here’s a dozen fun riddles – some may trip up adults, too.]
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team.
Q: What is a shoemaker’s favorite dessert?
A: Cobbler.
Q: What is the best thing to take when one is run down?
A: The license number of the car.
Q: What is the most important letter of the alphabet for a deaf woman?
A: The letter “A” makes her hear.
Q: Why did the shrimp keep tripping over the lobsters?
A: He was just accident prawn.
Q: What type of snakes loves dessert?
A: A pie-thon.
Q: Who steals from the rich, gives to the poor, and carries a picnic basket?
A: Little Red Robin Hood.
Q: Where do spies and private detectives sleep?
A: Under cover.
Q: Which native American Indian tribe has produced the most lawyers in history?
A: The Sioux.
Q: Where’s the best place to drive a car if you’re on a diet?
A: In the fast lane.
Q: We see big ears of corn growing in the field, but were do the keep the little ears?
A: In corn cribs.
Q: What is the difference between a well-dressed gentlemanman and a tired dog?
A: The man wears an entire suit but the dog just pants.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"