04/19/22 Grif.Net - Status Updates
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Candace B prayed, “Thank God I’m an atheist”.
Mel M asked, “Anyone know where to get fresh ice cubes? I don’t want any frozen ones.”
Judi S rejoiced: “Just found a pen at work and realized it must have been mine. When I tried it, it was my handwriting.”
J Jackson admits, “My wife and daughter want to learn how to drive, and trust me, I’m not standing in their way.”
Greta T relates, “I live by three unwritten rules of life: 1__________, 2__________, and 3__________.
Paul O shared and ‘oldie-but-goodie’, “You all better enjoy your 20’s, 30’s, and 40’s. Because in your 50’s your ‘check engine’ light is gonna come on.”
Lizzie H said, “My boss calls me ‘the computer’. Nothing to do with intelligence; I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.”
Ren W opines, “I will stop at nothing to avoid negative numbers.”
Scott M taught, “Spaniards harvested crystals and sent them back to Spain, discovering how many quartz were in a galleon.”
Peggy S wonders, “Do men’s ears work, or are they just for show?”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"