The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side of the pulpit, got wound up in the cord, and nearly tripped before jerking it again.
After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"
~~ANSWERS TO YESTERDAY’S QUIZ~~
1. How many time zones are there in Russia? (11)
2. When did Apollo 11 land on the moon? (1969)
3. How many white stripes are there on the US flag? (6)
4. How many days does it take for the Earth to orbit the Sun? (365.25)
5. In what year did the Turkish city of Istanbul change its name from Constantinople? (1923)
6. How many islands does Sweden have? (220,000 – largest number of any nation)
7. About how many words does the English language possess? (200,000)
8. What is the highest sales tax rate in the USA? (12.95%, Sterlington, Louisiana)
9. In what year was the London underground opened? (1863)
10. How many keys does a grand piano have? (88)
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"