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Jun 2, 2026, 11:16:55 AM (7 days ago) Jun 2

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A friend complained how bad it was to live in the central USA.

She wishes she were moved out the state of Missouri.

Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at.

Mama told me, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure.

Then she mentioned that I was adopted.

Just saw two big black birds stuck together trying to fly.

Evidently, they were velcrows.

I just accidently swallowed some food coloring.

The doctor said I was fine, but inside I feel like I died a little.

Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”