11/28/06 Grif.Net - Funeral Home Arrangements

[Dr Bob Griffin]

A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's
funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried
in a dark blue suit.

He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that
he's wearing?"

She insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blank check to
buy one. When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the
coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director
how much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost.

He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened.
As soon as you left, another body was brought in, this one wearing a blue
suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other
widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She
said that was fine with her.

So... I switched the heads."

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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
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