08/02/21 Grif.Net - First of the Month Humor

[Robert Griffin]

[First weekday of each month means more great jokes, puns and word-play.  Somewhere. Not here for sure.]

 

Is a contrary figure of speech that sticks in your mind an epoxymoron?

 

Definition of irony is that the word hyphenated is non-hyphenated.

 

I tried to catch fog yesterday, Mist.

 

My friend called me and said an evil wizard turned him into a tiny harp. So I went to see him and it turns out he was just a big lyre.

Folks who insist good health comes from drinking at least 24 glasses of water per day are just diluting themselves.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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