06/24/26 Grif.Net - Morning Again (part 3)
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[We didn’t need any egging on to share Morning Humor this week. Don’t thank me, just raise a toast]
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank you” is all I need.
Not all this “How did you get in my house??” business.
Do you know why the French eat just one egg for breakfast?
Because in France, one egg is un ouef.
“Can you make me breakfast in bed?” asked my wife.
I said, “No, I’ll have to go to the kitchen.
My wife usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.
I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.
My son was making breakfast for the first time and he distraughtly asked me, “How do you stop the sausages from curling in the pan?!”
I smiled and advised, “Well son, just take away their little brooms.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I'm living by faith and feel no alarm.”
