01/17/18 Grif.Net - Dieting Again
Robert Griffin
[Day three of my diet. Started asking questions to keep me sane]
Q: What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet?
A: A desserter.
Q: Why shouldn't I quit and not worry about gaining those extra pounds?
A: Fat people are harder to kidnap.
Q: Did you hear about the seafood diet?
A: You see food but you can’t eat it.
Q: Why should you go to the paint store instead of the grocery store if you are on a diet?
A: You can get thinner there.
Q: How do most Americans curb their appetite?
A: At the drive thru window.
Q: How do you know your low-fat diet is working?
A: The fat hangs lower every day.
Q: Did you hear about the Dr. DoLittle Diet?
A: You talk to food instead of eating it.
Q: Why can't you lose weight by talking about it?
A: Dieting requires you to keep your mouth shut.
Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: He went back four seconds.
Q: How many dieters does it take to eat an entire hog?
A: One, if nobody's looking.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"