08/24/06 Grif.Net - Shingles
Dr Bob Griffin
Doesn't it seem that more and more physicians are running their practices
like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Buford the last time he
walked into the clinic:
The receptionist wrote down his name, address, and medical insurance number
then told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later, a nurse's aid came out
and asked Buford what did he have? Buford said, "Shingles." So she wrote
down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Buford to wait
in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Buford what did he have?
Buford said, "Shingles", so she gave Buford a blood test, a blood pressure
test, an electrocardiogram, told Buford to take off all his clothes and wait
for the doctor.
Finally the doctor arrived and took a quick glance all over Buford's naked
body. He finally asked Buford, "Where do you have the shingles?"
"Outside on the truck; where do you want them?" Buford said.
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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
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