09/14/22 Grif.Net - More Q&A for Kiddos
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[Found many families enjoy lame grif net jokes for their children. I think they must love to hear kids groaning and rolling their eyes at someone else! So here is another batch for the dinner table!]
Q: Why is basketball the messiest sport?
A: The players all dribble on the floor.
Q: When do you “go” at the red and “stop” at the green?
A: Eating watermelon.
Q: How do you communicate with a fish?
A: Just drop it a line.
Q: What do you call cattle that twitch?
A: Beef jerky.
Q: What did the tailor think of her new job?
A: It was just sew-sew.
Q: With the invasion of killer bees, what is the best way to stop the spread?
A: Probably more than a bee-bee gun!
Q: What rank does a dentist have in the army?
A: A drill sergeant.
Q: How do inmates in jail call their lawyers?
A: Using cell phones.
Q: What do you use to repair a broken tomato?
A: With tomato paste.
Q: Where does Dr Bob come up with all these clean jokes?
A: Probably in the shower.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"