08/06/26 Grif.Net - About Brothers
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My brother is my partner in crime.
Until we get caught, then he did it!
My twin brother called me from prison the other day.
He said, “Hey, do you remember when we used to finish each other’s sentences?”
What did Darwin’s son tell his brothers?
You’re adapted!
When we argue and my sister starts crying, I always ask
“Are you having a crisis?”
My brother is my best friend until he tells on me.
Then, he’s my brother.
My sister thinks she’s so smart at cooking since she’s a girl.
She said onions are the only food that makes you cry. I threw a coconut at her and proved her wrong.
It never occurred to me how much my parents favored my twin brother
until they asked me to pick up the cake for his surprise birthday party.
Having an older brother really helped me learn how to be a better person.
When he does something good, I copy it and when he does something bad; I try not to laugh at him.
When brothers get in trouble it’s like watching cats and dogs fight.
They trade jabs while their tales fly around.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
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