02/21/18 Grif.Net - Answers from Kids
Robert Griffin
[These are purported to be actual answers students gave for some basic questions. You judge.]
Q. What happened when the wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.
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Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all. It is already built.
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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
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Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
A: Because he is dead.
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Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?
A : Rain.
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Q. What gets wet with drying?
A : A towel.
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Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?
A : AGE.
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Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
A : Because it has its own scales.
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Q. Why does a bike stay upright only using a kick-stand?
A : Because it is too tired.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"