03/23/18 Grif.Net - Last of Dog Days
Robert Griffin
We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog.
Face it – it was cheaper. And you get more feet.
Not saying my new my dog is lazy, but . . .
He doesn’t chase cars. He sits on the curb and takes down license plate numbers.
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend.
Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
A dog walked into a restaurant and sat at a table. He looked the waiter straight in the eye and says, “Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? Amazing, right? How about a drink?”
The waiter considered this, then said, “Sure, the toilet’s right around the corner.”
One morning, a wife told her husband, “We’ve got such a clever dog. He brings in the newspapers every morning.”
Her husband replied, “Well, lots of dogs can do that.”
She responded, “But we’ve never subscribed to the paper.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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