11/15/18 Grif.Net - Unattributed Quotations

[Robert Griffin]

[Here is an assortment of odd unattributed quotations I found in my files that may bring you a smile:]

 

"No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes, mopping floors, or taking out the trash."

 

"When all is said and done, it's the politicians who say it all, and the taxpayers who get it all done."

 

"Exercise? Why, my nylons run more than I do."

 

"I often stop by the vegetable market to get caught up on gossip. Gardeners know all the dirt."

 

"Lord, help me be the person my dog thinks I am."

 

"This summer I fought the lawn and the lawn won."

 

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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