A little boy was ushered into the clinic’s waiting room, with a bloody gash on his head.
"What happened?" asked the receptionist behind the desk.
Crying, the boy replied, "My sister hit me with a couple of tomatoes."
The nurse was called to sort out what happened and said, "That's story sounds incredible. I've never seen such a cut from a tomato before."
The boy responded, "Well, you see, ma’am, the tomatoes were still in a can . . . "
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Dr Bob Griffin
“It is not enough to stare up the steps;
we must step up the stairs “