The first 70 years of childhood are the hardest.
Does running late count as exercise?
I am 100% done with today and about 37% done with tomorrow.
When I was a kid, I wanted to be older. THIS is not what I expected.
My favorite appetite suppressant is food.
I'm not fat. I'm just easier to see.
Gray hair is a small price to pay for all this wisdom.
The best thing about the good old days was that I wasn’t good and I wasn’t old.
I’m not old. I’m 25 plus shipping and handling.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"