09/19/24 Grif.Net - Lost my Job at the Greeting Card Factory

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Sep 19, 2024, 10:16:03 AM9/19/24

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CARDS YOU WILL NEVER SEE IN THE RACK AT THE DRUG STORE

Cover "Congratulations on your promotion."

Inside "Before you go, would like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."

Cover "Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder.”

Inside "What was I thinking?"

Cover "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love."

Inside "After having met you, I've changed my mind."

Cover "How could two people as beautiful you . . .

Inside "Have such an ugly baby?"

Cover "As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me."

Inside "Like the need for years of therapy."

Cover "Congratulations on your wedding day!"

Inside "Too bad no one in the family likes your wife."

Cover "Someday I hope to get married"

Inside "But not to you."

Cover "I always wanted to be rich, powerful, and well respected."

Inside "While I'm dreaming, I also wish you weren't so ugly."

Cover "When we were together, you always said you'd die for me."

Inside "Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."

Cover "You're such a good sister that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket . . ."

Inside "I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."

Cover "I'm so miserable without you"

Inside "It's almost like you're here."

Dr Bob Griffin

"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"