05/23/11 Grif.Net - Final Exam Week

[Dr. Bob]

Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?

Johnny: Holding up the telephone lines.

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Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Tommy's test paper.

Johnny: I hope you didn't see me either!

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Teacher: I think you copied off Tommy in that test.

Johnny: What makes you think that?

Teacher: Because when Tommy wrote "I don't know" next to question five, you
put "Neither do I"

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Teacher: Johnny, I told you to write this poem out ten times to improve your
handwriting, but you've only done it seven times.

Johnny: Looks like my counting isn't too good either!

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Teacher: Who invented fractions?

Johnny: Henry the Eighth

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Teacher: Where's the English Channel?

Johnny: I don't know. My TV doesn't pick it up!

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Dr Bob Griffin
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