05/02/06 Grif.Net - You might be a Baptist if . .

[Dr Bob Griffin]

You might be a Baptist if . . .

You believe you are supposed to take a covered dish to heaven.

You have never sung the third verse of any hymn.

You clapped your hands in church last Sunday and felt guilty all week long.

You woke up craving fried chicken and thought you were called to preach.

You think that God's presence is strongest on the back three pews.

Your definition of fellowship has something to do with food.

You honestly believe that the Apostle Paul spoke the King James Version.

You think Welch's grape juice and crackers were served at the last supper.

You think "Victory in Jesus" is the national anthem.

[Feel free to add to the list or change "Baptist" to the denomination of
your choice!]

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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given