01/07/26 Grif.Net - Assorted Dad Jokes for the New Year
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Why do fish live in salt water?
Pepper makes them sneeze.
What do toilets do when they're embarrassed?
They get a bit flush.
Who wins at baseball – pancakes or waffles?
Waffles. They have the best batter.
What do PHD students In Hawaii eat when they're hungry?
Academia nuts.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Excuse me sir, will my pizza be long?
No, it’ll be round.
What did the dentist win at the competition?
Just a little plaque.
What do you call a skeleton with only a skull?
A nobody.
Why did Shakespeare always write with a pen?
Because pencils made him ask ‘2B or not 2B’?
What did the bossy cowboy say when he walked into a saloon?
He ordered everyone a round.
What do you call a detective that accidentally solves the case?
Sheer Luck Holmes.
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Dr Bob Griffin
“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I'm living by faith and feel no alarm.”
