07/21/17 Grif.Net - Summertime (5)
Robert Griffin
[Every summer we try to add to our “it’s so hot” repertoire. Selected these for this year’s heat wave. It has been 90F+ for 19 of the past 21 days. Ugh.]
It's So Hot . . . I saw a chicken lay an omelet
It's So Hot . . . I saw a squirrel picking up acorns with pot holders
It's So Hot . . . I saw a funeral procession pull thru a Dairy Queen
It's So Hot . . . Jehovah's Witnesses started telemarketing
It's So Hot . . . the best parking spots are gauged by shade rather than distance
It's So Hot . . . you can wash. dry and iron your clothes at the same time
It's So Hot . . . I saw two trees fighting over a dog
It's So Hot . . . I saw a cop chasing a thief, and they were both walking
It's So Hot . . . cows now give powdered milk
It's So Hot . . . my thermometer goes up to "Are you kidding me?"
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"